The Networking Network



Another idea of mine related to social networking that I think might make a big hit is, Helplines/Call Centres for social networking. What are some good cool sounding status updates? What consists of an online social Faux Pas? What kind of photos to upload? What are the more cooler sounding quizzes and more hip applications that you could use to show off? Which communities should you pretend to be interested in to make like minded friends?


It would be so cool. My company would be the first of its kind. Multiple social networking sites could outsource their work to me. In exchange, in addition to the mandatory payment, I would ask the sites to recommend my name in the ADD AS FRIEND column to the coolest celebs and the hottest chicks on the site. I would have an army of people work under me.

The people would have to consist of menangerie from various walks of life. To satisfy the various geeky requirements of all sorts of online fanatics, the helpers would also have to consist of people from all walks of life. The cool hip, the wannabes, the hip hop lovers (yes sadly I would have to employ such people because others like them exist out there who would call the site. Of course I would handle all dealings with them while wearing protective gloves), the rock fans and some pretetious rock junkies, even the local filmi chhaps and haemass (Himesh) lovers.

Hell, I even think I'll have an associated photostudio to help people get the most flattering profile pics. Anything to milk money out of the nerds right?My readers, this is a great business opportunity I invite you to. Exclusive only to who read this blog. All..umm...well, three or four of you. Think about it.